In all of 13 years on Jersey Shore, Vinny’s roommates have by no means thrown him a celebration. So with solely someday left of the San Diego family vacation, the delicate Staten Island native was able to take issues into his personal palms.
“It’s our final day tomorrow, and we’re gonna exit with a bang,” he declared throughout tonight’s episode. “I am planning a once-in-a-lifetime occasion. F*ck household enjoyable day — it is Vin Day, b*tch!”
He (actually) took a web page out of Deena’s
guide vaca-planning binder to make it official: matching grey T-shirts splashed with completely not-corny Instagram selfies.
After asking everybody to fulfill him within the suite for the large reveal, he gave a little bit speech (no, not that speech): “Alright individuals, pay attention. The final 13 years, I’ve endured quite a bit — 75 events for Mike, events for JWOWW, events for Pauly, events for Nikki, however by no means a celebration for me. However that each one ends right this moment ‘trigger right this moment is V-Day!”
Cue an immense quantity of confusion and all of the dropped Jersey jaws. (Pauly: “V-Day? What the hell is that?” Angelina: “Valentine’s Day? It is not Valentine’s Day.”)
After explaining that it is his special occasion, Vin kicked issues off with a keto breakfast, sans bagels and booze, whereas demanding that everybody take images of him all through the day’s festivities whereas working their method as much as the enjoyable.
Angelina’s survival tactic consisted of sneaking vodka in her water bottle, whereas Nikki snuck snacks. JWOWW referred to as it “the worst day ever,” and Deena lamented her different plans of hitting up an area cat café: “Let’s get this occasion began. What is the reverse of a celebration?” (“Hell.” -Jenni)
Vinny’s model of enjoyable is clearly completely different — and it positively did not assist issues that everybody was already considerably irritated with the keto
king guido over his bossy methods on the Brazilian steakhouse the night time earlier than. (DON’T EAT THE CARBS!)
How will the gang fare post-Vin Day? Discover out on the season finale subsequent Thursday at 8/7c!